|My favorite is the guy who brought in
an Ampeg with the base key broken on the EL34's.
He'd tried to unscrew the tubes...
Then there's the guy who called in looking for a "fuse".
I asked him how many amps it was..a slight pause,
then he answered "Twelve amps by seven amps.."
A few more questions elicted the information that
the "fuse" was really odd and had 9 pins...